

____Top ten , amazing FanMan Facts!_____



10)  The tower is 5 kilometres high.

9)  The entire game is to scale.

8)  Fan man is 1.6 metres tall.

7)  Therefore, jumps 3.2 metres high. That's twice his height. - which is stupid

6)  People don't usually combust when they happen to touch a knife.

5)  No matter how far Fanman falls, he lands perfectly with out even a slight kink in the joints.   

4)  A single step which is fallen down in this game is two metres high. 
    any normal person would have no knee caps after jumping down two.
    Fanman jumps down these on a regular basis.
    Meaning that his legs would need to be made out of amazingly sturdy 
    mineral compounds, rather than bone marrow.

3)  Fanman dies roughly 4 times every 10 minutes.

2)  Considering that there are no athletes 
    that can jump two times their height, nor athletes 
    which can fall more than thirty metres without breaking 
    eighty or more bones and dying , any athlete would most likely fail the 
    tower comp faster than Fanman.
    In comparison, that's around fourty thousand deaths a minute. 
    
1)  In the future, everybody has a death wish.
    Which compensates for the fourty thousand deaths a minute.
    That's 399,900,000 dollars a minute to the investors and
    100,000 to the jack pot.
    

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        |    .015 of a second upon       |
        |    entering this tower.        |  
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